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GIVEAWAY CLOSED ~ Sarah is the winner!
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Welcome to Giveaway Day!!!
GIVEAWAY CLOSED ~ Sarah is the winner!
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Welcome to Giveaway Day!!!
I have two giveaways for Giveaway Day!
You are currently on the SUPPLIES giveaway [Giveaway #1]
Click HERE for the HANDMADE ITEM giveaway [Giveaway #2]
Thank you for visiting me today! Happy Monday to you too! I want to have a fun giveaway and I hope you will enter!
One winner will receive: a Tula Pink 'Crown Jewels' quilt pattern, a pink seam ripper, a pink pocket mirror, a thumb/finger pincushion with three pink pins, a pack of elastic, a pack of pocket tissues, a notebook, pink hotlips sticky notes, three pink fabrics [pink mirror balls FQ, Sun Print Text in Hot Pink 22" x 5" approx, and Tanya Whelan 'Grand Revival' fabric from Free Spirit 22" x 44" approx] plus three tiny safety pin charms. Close up:
Want to enter? Great! I know it is a lot of pink but it is fun, right? Here are the details:
- Leave a comment on this post - any comment but if you are feeling funny, tell me a joke!
- Open internationally - yay!
- Second entry if you are a follower - woohoo!
- Wordpress people -- please leave an email address as you are often 'no-reply' bloggers.
- Draw will close on Friday December 13th and the winner will be emailed and announced soon after.
P.S. Please feel free to enter my HANDMADE ITEM giveaway AND visit Sew Mama Sew for the list of all the other people participating today!
454 comments:
«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 400 of 454 Newer› Newest»How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it. Sorry, I spend all my time with children.
The pinks are so pretty. Thanks for the chance.
ALREADY FOLLOW>BLOG LOVIN'
msstitcher1948@yahoo.com
HELLO,LOVE YOUR GIVEAWAY!
(not much with jokes)
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
msstitcher1948@yahoo.com
Thanks for the chance to win.
Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground Beef! bwhahah.
Yeah, corny, but I looked it up and liked that one the best :)
I follow on BL-karrie smith, ksmith8@emich.edu
Thanks!
I followed you via Feedly :)
Not very good with jokes--I'm more of a bad pun thrown into the middle of a conversation kind of person :) Thanks for the giveaways!
I am following through blog lovin
If you want to see something funny ask me for one of my daily videos of my little guys he is such a card!
What is black and white and read all over? a newspaper...old one, but the only one I could come up with right now.
I love pink, but my daughter loves it even more.
I just failed at making a cookie in a mug. Don't ask me how :)
I follow you on Bloglovin
hiccupsandsunshine(at)yahoo(dot)com
Love all the pink, especially the mirror dots. Thanks!
What did the cow say on Christmas morning?
Moooey Christmas!
dewiec(at)yahoo(dot)ca
I'm sitting here with a sick three year old. I guess it's a sign of the season!
Wow, what a great gift you are giving! I really hope I win!
Greetings from Norway
jachelno(at)gmail(dot)com
Joke? I'm pretty thick today - picked a good day to be sick on the couch. But jokes may be hard. Let's see...
Me: Wanna hear a bird joke?
You: Nah.
Me: ....well, this is hawkward...
Love all the pink :) Thanks for the chance to win!
I follow on BlogLovin.
What did 2 say to 1?
Hahahaha I am an even number.
this is a joke that my autistic daughter tells me, she hates odd numbers.
red_murray2(at)yahoo(dot)com
not a joke, but reading all these comments saying "I am follower" made me laugh, the cult of following quilting, like something out of monty python!
ps i follow now on email
No joke, but it finally got above freezing today and the sun came out. Who doesn't love pink.
My favorite Christmas song is "I want a hippopotamus for Christmas" And that isn't a joke! But funny all the same. Thanks for the chance to win!
Lovely giveaway,so generous of you.Thank you for the chance to win it.
Dear Cupcakes,
The fact that you cover yourselves up with icing
says a lot about your self-esteem.
Sincerely,
Muffins
I wish I was funny! My jokes never work!
Knock knock, who's there? Who? Who, who? What are you an owl?
What do you say to three whales?
Whale whale whale... what do we have here?
I'm a follower!
That is a seriously lovely bundle of pink sewing goodness. I'm quite crap at remembering jokes & even worse at telling them, so I'll spare you there (you're welcome!). Thanks for the chance to win.
I'm a follower via Bloglovin, thanks again!
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. (I'm a sucker for a good pun. Or a bad pun really.)
Ugh, of course now that I'm trying I can't remember a joke :-(. Thanks for the chance though!!
Okay, not really a joke - but here are the names of Santa's reindeer, in Latin: Provolans, Saltator, Exsultans, Vulpes, Cometes, Cupidus, Tonitrus, Fulgens, Rudolphus Naso Rubro. Thank you for the chance to win your lovely giveaway!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
because....
7 ate 9!
It might be a lot of pink, but with my pink-obssessed daughter, I'm pretty sure it would be quite at home here at my place! ;)
And I've got no jokes to share. I'm joke-challenged. I suck at them. ;)
Of course I'm a follower! :) Thanks for the giveaway!
OK, here is a pink joke!
A lady walking down the street one day saw a man walking towards her. The man was talking to himself, waving his arms around his head and jumping up and down three times. He repeated this several times. The lady asked the man what he was doing? The man replied I am keeping the pink elephants away.
The lady replied, "Why? There are no pink elephants around here."
The man replied, "I know, works great doesn't it?"
Does that work for you? :-)
I follow you on Bloglovin'
Oh, I can never never remember jokes! I never tell them, and never can remember the ones that are told to me. Isn't that awful. Knock knock... who's there..... uhhhhhhhhhh. That's all I've got. :) :)
Thanks for the chance !!
So this is quite bad, but it's as good as it gets I'm afraid!
Q. Why are Christmas trees such bad knitters?
A. They are always dropping their needles.
I am a follower on bloglovin.
how do you make a tissue dance? put a little boogie in it!
fiveninesix@gmail.com
Knock knock
Who's there?
A Parrot...
A Parrot Who?
A Parrot Who?
Thanks for the super fun giveaway!
Thank you so much for this giveaway!I love all of the pink!
I follow you on Bloglovin!
Beautiful pink fabrics! :)
Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted/assaulted.
Gosh, I don't think I know any jokes... Ok this one was on a laffy taffy wrapper once. I thought it was funny but no one else ever does:
Q: What do a tree and a dog have in common?
A: They both drink water!
Annnnd, I'm done. :)
Fun giveaway, though!
Following!
This is the first joke I remember as a kid, "What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper"
I have had to stop telling sewing jokes, I was running out of good material ;)
Oi.. I am horrible at jokes..so I will jsut say.. thank you for a great giveaway! Love the pink : )
I follow via gfc/blogger
what do you call an Irish lawn chair?
Paddy O'Furniture!
I don't know any jokes. I wish I did, LOL. Anyway, great giveaway. Thanks!
Oooh, pretty prize! Thank you! I'll share my daughter's favourite joke...
Knock knock
Who's there?
Isabelle
Isabelle who?
Isabelle necessary on a bicycle?
Guess what her name is...
What a pretty giveaway, love it! Thank you.
Happy Holidays Amy
Love the pink, the jokes on my husband if I win and use this as inspiration for a new quilt.
I am a follower!
A joke?? how about this one: What do sheep do on a sunny day? Have a Baa baa Que! Loving all the pink in your giveaway
Since I got my adorable daughter (17 years ago)I realize that I adoooore pink!! (as all daughters from 2 to 10 y/o my daughter adored pink, now she don't like it anymore but me, I loooooove it!
Thank you for letting international participants !
follower via bloglovin
Happy Holidays! Filled with Peace, Love and Happiness!
I don't know any joke (at leass...in English!)...!
Only joke I can think of is a kid joke - "When do you go on red and stop on green?" When you are eating watermelon! Thanks for two great giveaways!
emyerly(at)wideopenwest(dot)com
Ooo - I love pink and desperately need a new seam ripper. Thanks for a perfect giveaway :-)
I am a happy follower :-)
I am a happy follower :-)
oooh what pretty things!! please count me in!!
Love all the pink! Beautiful!
Jokes, darn I don't have one ready. But thank you for offering a wonderful giveaway!
What a fun grouping of prizes, thank you for the chance to enter.
What a cool bundle!! I am feeling freezing cold this morning!! It was 15 out when I woke up! =(
I follow via Bloglovin!!
thanks for a chance!! why did the football coach go to the bank? to get his quarterback...groan...i know, but its my sons favorite joke!
Pink is my favorite color! No jokes, I am lame at jokes, so I will spare you that!
Wonderful giveaway. Thank you
Thanks so much! have a nice week.
I love love love all the sparkely pink!
I love the pink!
I can never think of a good joke on the spot but I do love pink so here's my old standby that I heard on America's Funniest Home Videos when I was about 13. "What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?" answer: "Where's my tractor?" It was said by a little kid with a bit of a drawl and I just killed myself laughing.
I am a new follower on Bloglovin.
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex Who?
Alex Plainlater, just let me in!
Thanks for the giveaway!
skmcgrat@tcd.ie
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex Who?
Alex Plainlater, just let me in!
Thanks for the giveaway!
skmcgrat@tcd.ie
No jokes here but I will tell you about my first quilt. When I was 10 in 1962, I decided to make a quilt. I asked all the neighbor ladies for scrap fabric and with the help of my mom I hand pieced enough 9 patch blocks to make a quilt. My dad built a quilt frame and the whole family got involved. My dad and both older brother helped my mom and me do the quilting. Lots of pricked fingers but we got it done and I still have it today. It is a well loved memory of my first sewing project. Thanks, Kathy
kdavis1@centurytel.net
I follow on bloglovin'.
Kathy Davis
kdavis1@centurytel.net
All I can think of is Finding Nemo jokes. Sorry. Loving all the pink. hayleymstephens at gmail dot com
i can never remember jokes of any kind! sorry! but thanks for having such a great giveaway!
i'm a new follower via blog lovin!
I am terrible at telling jokes. Ask my husband. I some how have the ability to make a hilarious joke just plain not funny. Oh well. I'm better at quilting and enjoy it more.
Love the giveaway pkg!
I don't know many jokes but here's the one my nephew told me (it was a 9 year old's version of a dirty joke): Why is Peter Pan green? If someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd be green too!
I'm a follower by emails
Hello from Massachusetts! Thanks for the chance at your giveaway.
knittingmad(at)yahoo(dot)com
New follower via Bloglovin. thanks!
knittingmad(at)yahoo(dot)com
emmevon(at)gmail(dot)com
why did the chicken cross the road?
emmevon(at)gmail(dot)com
new follower!
This giveaway pinked me right up! I'm looking at the world thru rose colored glasses.
I am a follower with bloglovin!
Thanks for your giveaway. (Sorry I can't think of any appropriate jokes right now ;). )
I just love those colors!
What did one snow man say to the other snowman? "Do you smell carrots?" It is a favorite of my 3 year old!
I am a follower on feedly
LOVE this wonderful prize full of pink! Thanks for the chance to win!
Im a follower :D
Im a follower :D
Im not feeling funny but tired...I have a 3 week old and I have spit up all over me :D
Sorry, I have no jokes in english ...
But I whish you a merry chrismas !
Loving the pink!
follower through Bloglovin'
What do you get when you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
A woolly jumper.
In Australia, sweaters are called jumpers.
Deborah
pinkscissorsdesign @gmail .com
Pink Scissors Design on Etsy
No jokes, but a cheerful thought - nearly at the shortest day means spring will be on it's way before we know it. i may be deluded, but believing it cheers me up!
follow on bloglovin :D
Well the only jokes I remember are not suitable for this blog. lol
my daughters joke:
what did the political worm say to the fish
I 'de-bait'
What do you call a gorilla with bananas in his ears?
Anything you like - he can't hear you!
Thanks for a great giveaway :-)
I follow you via GFC.
I can never remember jokes, but I do love pink! It's my favorite color!
I won't tell you a joke (I'm one of those people that forget what the punch line is!), so I'll spare you!!
:o)
I follow via GFC.
Sorry but I never get the jokes right. These pinks are so adorable. Thanks!
So pretty! I just made a whole pink and grey quilt.
Two robins were sitting in a tree.
"I'm really hungry," said the first one. "Let's fly down and find some lunch."
They flew down to the ground and found a nice plot of newly plowed ground that was full of worms. They ate and ate and ate until they could eat no more.
"I'm so full, I don't think I can fly back up into the tree," said the first one.
"Let's just lay back here and bask in the warm sun," said the second.
"Okay," said the first.
So they plopped down, basking in the sun. No sooner had they fallen asleep, when a big fat tomcat came around and gobbled them up.
As the cat sat washing his face after his meal, he thought...
"I just LOVE Baskin Robins."
Thanks for the giveaway. I enjoyed the other jokes and riddles in these comments.
My daughter asked me when she was going to miss her boyfriend less than 24/7. I said pretty soon it would be 15/7! She just looked at me like "what"??? She didn't understand 24/7 in the first place so 15/7 was over her head! Hope that came out as funny as it was to us. If not, Merry Christmas!
I love your sweet pink giveaway bundle and would hate to spoil it with a lousy joke. I'm not a particularly funny person.
I follow you on Bloglovin.
I'm a Canadian and would love to win! (dezarae_jamie@hotmail.com)
Why are chili peppers so annoying?
They get jalapeño business!
I follow via GFC
i see you are going to be doing Sew Kitschy, me too. i'm in Canada so it will be really international. lol
i'm a new follower on bloglovin
What a pretty bunch of goodies you are generously giving away!
Ol'e follower
I cant remember jokes and my family makes fun of me because I cant remember words to songs or who sung what.. I have my own nursery rhythms no I have an IQ just a short term memory
I can't think of any good jokes to share, but thank you for the giveaway!
Such a cute giveaway! Thanks for the chance to win :)
Beautiful fabric! (Hmm, can't turn that into a punch line....)
Julie
Intrepidtwins at gmail
I follow you on bloglovin!
my husbands favorite joke--put your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car. drive 30 miles. open the trunk and see which one is glad to see you. Yes, he'd be a dead man!!
I'm terrible at remembering jokes, so I'll just tell you that it's COLD in my house!
Hi, I'm a new follower via Bloglovin.
I LOVE pink it's my very favorite color! Yay!
The only jokes people send me any more are political Obamacare... What ever happened to riddles?
Why did the cow cross the road? To join his friend the chicken!
Thank you for the chance to win!
My mom is the one who calls me from Brazil and tells me these super funny jokes, which don't translate well into English. Dang it. So I am fresh out of jokes, but will read the previous comments for some much needed laughs!
And laugh I did! You had the best idea so far, to ask for jokes!
I can't ever remember jokes. Sorry. Thanks for the giveaway.
A joke? The first one that comes to mind is a joke my dad told me almost daily in the last 5 years of his life. He was suffering dementia and would forget he told us the 'joke' already hundreds of times: "Why can't a duck climb a tree? Because he has no 'IN-between' his toes." The funny part is NO one ever got that joke, but we all would laugh each time, especially my dad.
That is a lot of pink! Fun giveaway though, thanks for the chance!
I love pink! No good with jokes, though... :(
I follow via BlogLovin
Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was the chicken's day off! Groan. Sorry. :)
I'm following via Bloglovin'
Thanks for chance to win. Too cold for my brain to work to come up with joke.
Like most everyone else, I can't tell jokes - can never remember them.
I'm a follower via GFC
What a sweetly pink giveaway!
What colors do you paint the wind and the sun?
You paint the wind blue and the sun rose. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
I follow via Feedly
I'm terrible at remembering jokes but here is once my 6 year old son told me last night (so don't expect high standards!):
What do you call an eskimo's house with no toilet? An Ig
Happy Holidays! Lovely pink giveaway.
I would leave you a sewing joke, but I'm running out of good material!!
Thanks for a chance at a great giveaway!
And I'm a very happy follower!
Fun fabrics! Thanks for the great giveaway!
Howdy- I think a joke is in order- nah- it's way too early and I am only on my first cup of coffee so cheers anyway! :)kellythompson747@yahoo.com
Thanks for the chance!
How about a funny story: my husband is Jewish so my kids have not been too familiar with Christmas songs. But in the car, I sometimes listen to the Christmas radio station: my 4yo DD says after awhile "mom, guess what? there's this boy who saw his mommy kissing santa claus! That's so funny, right?"
Haha, guess I need to expose them more to Christmas! Thanks for the chance to win.
No joke today, but I did want to say Happy Holidays from Southern California. Thank you for the wonderful give-a-way!
What did the big casket say to the little casket? Is that you coffin?
wigglypup2 at yahoo dot com
Of course I am a follower!!
wigglypup2 at yahoo dot com
I love your giveaway Not a good person with jokes
I am a follower
I don't have any jokes today... I'm sitting on the kitchen floor with my laptop debating standing up and washing the mountain of dishes I just created. (I made mini-cheesecakes and I don't know if they're actually cooked because I haven't made cheesecake in 15+ years and the recipe said to try the jiggle test, but my cheesecakes didn't jiggle at all when I tried it. But they're mini, so maybe there's not so much jiggle room? I don't know!) Bah. Dishes.
(clumsy.chord(at)gmail.com)
Thanks for the chance to win this little bundle.
What did zero say to theta?
Nice belt!
Thanks for the giveaway... and sorry I am bad at jokes ;)
I am a new follower GFC. Thanks again!
I suck at jokes, but did you know that there are little people, called calories, that crawl into your wadrobe and sew your clothes tighter over night while you're sleeping? ;)
Thanks for the chance to win!
Oh I don't know any jokes, and the kids are asleep, so I can't even ask them for one, sorry xxx
Proper following now - man, I'm slow!
I'm not big on jokes, but I guess I could give it a go.
A man and his wife are laying in bed.
The man passes gas and calls out "Touchdown!"
The wife looks at him and asks, "What are you yelling about?"
He says, "It's fart football. And I'm ahead 7 to 0."
The wife thinks about this and then she passes gas. "Touchdown!" she calls. "7 to 7" Then she leans over and passes gas again. "Hah! I'm ahead 14 to 7" Then she lets out a little squeaker.
Her husband looks at her oddly, and she calls out "Two point conversion. I'm winning 16 to 7."
The man thinks to himself that he can't let his wife beat him, so he grunts and pushes. Suddenly, he lets out a loud noise and poops in the bed.
His wife looks at him and says "What was that?"
He answers, "Half time. Switch sides!"
I know kinda juvenile, but it makes everyone laugh when I tell it.
l already follow with bloglovin
I am so sorry but I do not know any jokes
I love mirror ball dots! I think everything should have them.
What Do You Get When You Cross A Chicken And A Pit Bull?
-Just The Pit Bull
I'm a GFC follower
I'm really bad at jokes but thanks for the giveaway!
Here's a joke from my 6 year old niece:
Q: Why are Pirates called Pirates?
A: Because they Arrrrrrre!
I'm a new follow, following with Bloglovin.
Loving the pink btw! :-)
love the bundle you have on offer, and i am sure it would be used to make some Aussie girl very happy
love the bundle you have on offer, and i am sure it would be used to make some Aussie girl very happy
Thanks for the giveaway! I'm no good with jokes. But I do tell hilarious stories, they just wouldn't be hilarious if I typed them out in comment form. :)
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. :)
I'm afraid I'm not too funny - but the fabrics are lovely!
jess.alora[@]gmail[.]com
I love the color pink! My grand kids enjoy the book Pinkalicious.
Bloglovin follower: Nicole Sender
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